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I'm Santa Claus (And I'm Bangin' Your Mom)

by Pig Pen

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Ho ho ho and your Christmas cheer.
Spending all your money at the end of the year.
While you're out shopping and getting cool stuff.
I'll be at your house, taking a puff.

I'm getting drunk on Christmas night.
Some say it wasn't a silent night.
Fuck the neighbors and what they heard,
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom!

I've got a little blue pill and four hours to kill.
I've got so many stockings and holes to fill.
Everyone leave me cookies and milk.
but I'm more about those cougars and milfs.

I'm getting drunk on Christmas night.
Some say it wasn't a silent night.
Fuck the neighbors and what they heard,
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom

Why don't you sit on Santa's lap?
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom.

I've got your present right here.
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom.

You like fig nuts and salami?
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom.

I'm gonna fold you like a lawn chair.
I'm Santa Claus, and I'm bangin' your mom.

Hop in my sled. I know its a Pinto...
We're going down to Poundtown!

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released November 27, 2020

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