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License To Smash

by Pig Pen

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1.
The Scene Is Dead 01:27
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Don’t try to tempt me with some broken social scene The last gig was a disaster like nobody has ever seen We told your friends, we even told your mom She knows the words to all of our songs Still no one came, now it must be true The Scene Is Dead What happened to the crew? The Scene Is Dead It was sure nice talking to you! Unapologetic, because there is no in between Call it what you want to while you were staring at your screen No one came, no one saw, Still you managed to Livestream it all Tell me now who is liking who? The Scene Is Dead What happened to the crew? The Scene Is Dead It was sure nice talking to you! Your Scene Is Dead Your Scene Is Dead Your Scene Is Dead Your Scene Is Dead Your Scene Is Dead
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You Can't Be Us 01:22
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We’re the genuine, not counterfeit been puttin' out records since ’96 All of our fans know that we’re legit All the fake mother fuckers can suck our dicks We’re the REAL PIG PEN Fuck you frauds and you phonies The REAL PIG PEN Get off our nuts We’re the REAL PIG PEN Fuck you fakes and impostors The REAL PIG PEN You cant be us! Our history is deep and written in blood Try and drag our name right through the mud We’re the future, past and present tense To fuck with us is a capitol offense You can’t be us You can’t be us You can't be us You can try real hard just to imitate But this piggy pig pen you can’t replicate Your best odds are just to quit Cause everybody knows that you smell like shit We’re the REAL PIG PEN Fuck you frauds and you phonies The REAL PIG PEN Get off our nuts We’re the REAL PIG PEN Fuck you fakes and impostors The REAL PIG PEN You cant be us You can’t be us You can't be us You can't be us
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Pulled Over On The Side Of The Road 00:44
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License To Smash 01:49
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I don’t think you’ve stopped to think Or even understand How much I can’t be your man I’m not in to walking round Or even holding hands But I might just be your back up plan I’ve got a license to crash Deep inside of you I’ve got a license to smash All I wanna do Punk rock girl with no panties on Looking to get pound from dusk until dawn You know shes craving the meat Snatch her hairy cat like a wheel to a truck Yeah, your girl wants to fuck She can’t have the ham without the bone I’ve got a license to crash Deep inside of you I’ve got a license to smash All I wanna do I’ve got a license to crash I’ve got a license to smash I've got a license to crash I’ve got a license to smash
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Fuck Up 01:39
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People always told me That I'm not quite like the rest But that just don't concern me By now I bet you could have guessed All my life I've been a - Fuck Up They said I'm always gonna be a fuck up Fuck up - All my life I've been a Fuck up - Always gonna be a Fuck up - I’m a fuck up We're a fuck up Fuck up Fuck up -All my life I've been a Fuck up - Always gonna be a Fuck up - I’m a fuck up We're a fuck up Fuck up Outcast from an early age Learned my lessons the hard way Voted least likely to succeed Iʼm the Black Sheep of my family All my life I've been a - Fuck Up They said I'm always gonna be a fuck up
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Basic Bitches 00:15
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Sophomore Slump 01:30
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You might think that we’re just another gimmick band you might think that are lyrics are sophomore You might think that we fucking suck So does your girlfriend, she’s a whore Maybe we’re insensitive Maybe you got offended These are all just words to me That you’re just afraid to speak Maybe we’re just immature Don’t wear a mask because we’re insecure Don’t be hung up on profanity Lets participate in some anarchy You might think that we’re just another gimmick band You might think that are lyrics are sophomore You might think that we fucking suck So does your girlfriend, she’s a whore Fuck your opinion, fuck your feelings Fuck your fucking face Shady promoters, battle of the bands Our time you will not waste Fuck your snobby radio And Fuck your lame ass magazine And Fuck you, we’re PIG PEN Spooging on the scene You might think that we’re just another gimmick brand You might think that are lyrics are sophomore You might think that we fucking suck So does your girlfriend, she’s a whore You might think that we’re just another gimmick band You might think that are lyrics are sophomore You might think that we fucking suck So does your girlfriend, she’s a whore You might think that we’re just another gimmick band You might think that are lyrics are sophomore You might think that we fucking suck Let me tell you mother fucker, we don’t give a fuck
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Thinning The Herd 01:37
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You can Take, take, take Take away from me But you can't take away my dignity Keep it for myself, you can't relate The world is in trouble And now it's just too late You can try But you cant run and hide Behind your foolish pride only the strong survive If it's not too late, Why tempt the hands of fate? Wanna keep it real? Then it's time to seal the deal! Now you're weak, weak, weak in the knees Overcome with boredom and anxiety. Bubble wrapped in plastic, stretched with tape Protected from it all to avoid the scrapes If you want it bad enough. It'll lead you to an early grave Your thinning the herd. Unless you're living in the edge You're taking up to much space But you're thinning the herd
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Wasted All The Time 01:09
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I used to get so high I could touch the sky I used to get so drunk Wasted all the time Friday night looking for a fight, Lost my fucking mind Saturday night, feeling all right Swervin’ through the lines I used to get so high I could touch the sky I used to get so drunk Wasted all the time Sunday night soaring like a kite About to lose it all Monday night, behind bars I slipped and took a fall I used to get so high I could touch the sky I used to get so drunk Wasted all the time My life, was a fucking car crash I’m surprised I even made it out alive I used to get so high I could touch the sky I used to get so drunk Wasted all the time
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Dearly Beloved 00:20
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The Last Day Of Your Life 01:44
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I heard the news today Another friend had passed away He left the world almost unnoticed Or so he thought, it was the easy way out Kept it to himself And now hes got nobody Don’t leave now Because I need you Left us for a better place With so much left to do Here Today Dead Tomorrow Straight ahead, Death is a hard act follow I never got a chance to say goodbye Now my last memory of you Was the last day of your life The last day of your life Don’t procrastinate, exhaust every moment You’ve gotta live your life Death don’t discriminate, he’ll open up the gate Reach out and grab your soul To all my family and friends On the other side I’ll see you when death Takes me for a ride Here Today Dead Tomorrow Straight ahead, Death is a hard act follow I never got a chance to say goodbye Now my last memory of you Was the last day of your life The last day of your life The last day of your life The last day of your life The last day of your life
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Dead Inside 02:00
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Wake up out my coffin Just to start another day I need weed and coffee Running through my veins Don’t care about the news, Its all bullshit to me Don’t care about your religion, Get off my property Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie I’ve become Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie we’ve become I’m not your Superman And I’m not gonna save the world I’d rather roll up a joint And watch it all burn away Strolling through the pig slop The red-eyed piggy demon goo Nothing concerns me I’m on the dark side of the moon Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie I’ve become Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie we’ve become Bloodshot eyes Weed breath Asshole shuffle Creeping death Bloodshot eyes Weed breath Asshole shuffle Creeping death Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie I’ve become Feeling dead inside myself Like everybody else A zombie we’ve become
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Piggy Scumbag 03:15
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Smeared mascara, painted nails And torn pantyhose Johnny liked to get trashed On Richards Wild Irish Rose He sucked a big glass dick And then put on a dress He wore a lampshade on his head Who was he trying to impress Johnny Dweeb was a piggy scumbag On the stage dressed in drag Johnny Dweeb set his arms on fire In a meth lab When opportunity came He couldn't walk away So he packed his bags And left Tampa Bay He found home in a prison cell That is where he continues to dwell And now he thinks about it Every single day Johnny Dweeb was a piggy scumbag On the stage dressed in drag Johnny Dweeb set his arms on fire In a meth lab Johnny Dweeb - Was a piggy scumbag Johnny Dweeb - Set his arms on fire Johnny Dweeb - Was a piggy scumbag Johnny Dweeb - Set his arms on fire

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released August 3, 2020

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